Unlikely quotes that could be said from any character, but obviously don’t come form the show. And yes it can be funny.
Keep most quotes SFW please.
Drywell: ♪ “Come on in, howdy feller; you can catch, salmonella, eat it!”
Gazonk: Don't tell me you lick the bowl, Twipsy!!
Me: Twipsy, get out of my blankets.
Twipsy: NO. THESE ARE MY BLANKIES NOW. *crawls in closer to the blankets and hisses*
Me: *begins laughing so hard*
Twipsy: ... Well, guess I can keep these blankets all to myself now!!
Me: *talking to Draywell* Anyways, after that, the pot was on fire and then-
Twipsy: *walks over to me* Mommy!! I love you!!!
Mortray: That is so cute!!
Me: *picks up Twipsy and runs off in embarrassment*
Flit: And just like that, nobody wanted red velvet cake. The end result of someone stuffing his face scared everyone out of the party venue!
(Mortray then looks under a desk to find Twipsy sobbing there)
Mortray: Twipsy?! What happened?!
Twipsy: G-Gazonk stole m-my c-chips!! *then keeps on sobbing*
Mortray: Oh my god... *facepalms*
Me: Hey Twips.
Me: *boops Twipsy's nose*
Twipsy *whimpering and blushing with a nosebleed*
Me: *playing with one of the pups*
Pup: *squealing and giggling*
Pup: ... *starts crying*
Me: What have I done....
Gazonk: Hey I’d like your latest burger.
Intercom: We only serve chicken.
What do you think?